(copyright Dan Wetzel 2025)

I’m a long haul trucker heading toward the sun

Driving through a ton of towns and it’s a ton of fun

‘Cause there is:

Beaverton and Fullerton and Warrenton and Stockton

Arlington and Darrington and Riverton and Brockton

Lewiston and Hermiston and Germiston and Preston

Wilmington and Washington and Wellington and Weston

Livingston and Lexington and Galveston and Scranton

Edmonton and Evanston and Hamilton and Stanton

Farmington and Bloomington and Ironton and Trenton

Burlington and Carrollton and  Bradenton and Denton

Balston, Kingston, Dayton, Houston, Benton, Renton, Milton, Charleston

Johnston, Ironton, Canton, Newton, Easton, Clinton, Brockton, Cranston

Clifton, Colton, Thornton, Layton, Princeton, Brighton, Burton, Dolton

Bluffton, Tautnon, Clayton, Stoughton, Kinston, Bridgeton, Wheaton, Folton

Barberton and Pemberton, Lumberton and Anniston

Hazelton and Royalton, Newington and Pleasanton

Covington and Irvington and last but not least The Hamptons

Yes, I’m as long haul trucker, never get my fill

But when I drive for pleasure, I drive the Coup de ville

And go to:

Somerville and Porterville and Louisville and Starkville

Wilsonville and Vacaville and Bourbonville and Clarksville

Charlottesville and Dawsonville and Eddyville and Pikeville

Thomasville and Steubenville and Marysville and Whiteville

Victorville and Sheperdsville and Pfluegerville and Knoxville

Hogdenville and Evansville and Fayetteville and Boxville

Lewisville and McMinnville and Kendalville and Mayville

Jacksonville and Hopkinsville and Jordanville and Bayville

Granville, Danville, Brownsville, Townville, Fortville, Huntsville, Paintsville, Roseville

Zanesville, Rushville, Greenville, Belleville, Reedsville, Snellville, Statesville, Colville

Huntsville, Oakville. Rockville, Janesville, Burnsville, Mayville, Newville, Jonville

Darville, Rayville, Rumville, Sanville, Maysville, Kentville, Pineville, Fonville

Waterville and Slayersville and Naperville and Shelbyville

Hooterville and Pleasantville and Noblesville and Ashville

Nicholasville and Whoville and best of all Nashville